karinaWrote:




Ive got to show you this performance schedule I found in the dressing room in one of the unused theatre of the St James (we've got two side theatre/stages we hardly ever use)








It must of been there for years





Sheet one read:





"Mike's Performance Schedule"


12.45 Stand for 5 minutes before escorting Signum off at 12.50





1.15 Stand for 5 min before escorting Jan Johnston off stage at 1.20





2.30 posing with girls 5 min





3.10 standing for 5 min before escorting Rank 1 off stage 3.15





NOW HERE'S THE FUNNY BIT





Sheet two





"Girls performance schedule"





12.30 standing with glitter





1.30 standing with glitter





2.30 standing with glitter with guys





3.30 standing with glitter








hahahahhaahah

What hard, laborious work...

karinaWrote:

yeah thank god they wrote it down - we wouldnt want the chicks to get confused

Ya never know, they might forget they're supposed to be standing, and wander off.

karinaWrote:

HAHAHAHAHAH





or forget the glitter











musnt forget the glitter

Oh no! That would be awful!

karinaWrote:




Ive got to show you this performance schedule I found in the dressing room in one of the unused theatre of the St James (we've got two side theatre/stages we hardly ever use)








It must of been there for years





Sheet one read:





"Mike's Performance Schedule"


12.45 Stand for 5 minutes before escorting Signum off at 12.50





1.15 Stand for 5 min before escorting Jan Johnston off stage at 1.20





2.30 posing with girls 5 min





3.10 standing for 5 min before escorting Rank 1 off stage 3.15





NOW HERE'S THE FUNNY BIT





Sheet two





"Girls performance schedule"





12.30 standing with glitter





1.30 standing with glitter





2.30 standing with glitter with guys





3.30 standing with glitter








hahahahhaahah

Did you lick Sheet One?

damn i feel sorry for whoever had to acually write that....you know he/she was sittin there shakin their head thinkin these are some dumb bitches....

"Girls performance schedule"



How do we know it's not 8 year olds?

karinaWrote:




Ive got to show you this performance schedule I found in the dressing room in one of the unused theatre of the St James (we've got two side theatre/stages we hardly ever use)








It must of been there for years





Sheet one read:





"Mike's Performance Schedule"


12.45 Stand for 5 minutes before escorting Signum off at 12.50





1.15 Stand for 5 min before escorting Jan Johnston off stage at 1.20





2.30 posing with girls 5 min





3.10 standing for 5 min before escorting Rank 1 off stage 3.15





NOW HERE'S THE FUNNY BIT





Sheet two





"Girls performance schedule"





12.30 standing with glitter





1.30 standing with glitter





2.30 standing with glitter with guys





3.30 standing with glitter








hahahahhaahah

You New Zegglenaders, whit are ye likegg.Do you lovegg chickens.

Jan Johnston was performing......Love her voice.

And Glitter yes Glitter.