No?...Just me?.......Great.

Bernie, ya a sick man... You need help... I love you and I am telling you that you can get better... :D

I thought maybe he was advertising his services...like Craigslist

BERNIE:
No?...Just me?.......Great.

Have you tried combing the beach for returnable empties?

SW©:
I thought maybe he was advertising his services...like Craigslist

He should try Twitter, the new home for cam girls.

Mr. Richard:
Bernie, ya a sick man... You need help... I love you and I am telling you that you can get better... :D

The only way things can get better is if I suck 2 dicks at once.

dude I think they have free internet access at the Library!

Of course if that's your thing:D

BERNIE:

Mr. Richard:
Bernie, ya a sick man... You need help... I love you and I am telling you that you can get better... :D

The only way things can get better is if I suck 2 dicks at once.

Your wife doesn't have 2 dildo's? :D

BERNIE:
No?...Just me?.......Great.

Dont bullshit us, you suck it because you like it, the fact that it pays is just an added bonus.

Capt White LeRoy:
dude I think they have free internet access at the Library!

Of course if that's your thing:D

I guess you never heard about Bernie and that thing that happened in the home improvement

section, needless to say they had to toss all the Bob Vila material, even the VHS tapes!

Ah you guys know I'm just kidding.
I suck that dick on the weekdays.

BERNIE:
No?...Just me?.......Great.

Gimme a couple months....

BERNIE:
No?...Just me?.......Great.

I'll let you suck my vibrator ;)

Wait. I can get paid for it?!

Mitz:
Wait. I can get paid for it?!

Yeah dick sucking can put gas in your car too! It's 2010...what has dick sucking done for YOU lately?!