I was just out at the pub, enjoying myself, being myself... and I happened across my boss... an assistant manager to the place where I serve. I work at a fine dining establishment.



After a nice converstaion and a shaksphearian stance on his behalf... fully endowed with wine, sharade, and gesticuation...publicly, he lifted my skirt and grabbed my tight little ass. I responded by punching him in the eye. This resulted in his eye becoming blackened and swollen.



I do not know whether to return to work and challenege his posiion or seek employment elsewhere. I did win the admiration of one of my onlooking english professors and a few of the local bar people.



THis is a true event... i still return to my domain alone. I am saddened by this. Being sober may give me a fresher perspective on the matter.



Any comments?

go back to work and demand a raise......or else

All I remember was "tight little ass."

Boy Hetfield wrote:

All I remember was "tight little ass."

you would....:)

I just had the 50 over to take a report of what happened. I will be going to his boss...the person who hired me... with the happenings first thing in the morning.



Maybe I really am a succubus and don't know it.. .this is the second time in a row that a boss has come on to me.. .the last time it was the boss and his fiance... what is it with sexual frustration?



Thanks for the support glitche... I will think about returning to work... i probably will. I was offered a job a few days a week at a liquor store by the person who operates a mayjor branch in the area... Ihate to deal in that kind of product, but if it pays the bills, what can you do?



The penis is evil.... that's all I can say.



A nice diamond will buy the rights to a happy penis in my heaven, but it will take a monumental brain to champion that endeavor in the mean time. Can you boys say multiple carrots? ;)



Any takers?

Boy Hetfield wrote:

All I remember was "tight little ass."

I work out... so what have you? I just worked out my biceps, so I am sure that his black eye smarted. He flew back into the popcorn trolly that stood near the bar.



I had a now police officer, then high school friend, see the whole event. His name is on the report.



Does anyone else think I should take his photo tomorrow while he is at work? I kinda feel bad for the guy... he is going to be humiliated when he looks in the mirror...



Man, my job on this planet is tough. .... >>>>> I JUST WANT TO WRITE>>> WILL ANYONE KEEP ME SAFE>>?



I AM REALLY A GOOD GIRL>>> I AM SO SICK OF CRAP!!!!!!!

Randi wrote:

Boy Hetfield wrote:

All I remember was "tight little ass."

I work out... so what have you? I just worked out my biceps, so I am sure that his black eye smarted. He flew back into the popcorn trolly that stood near the bar.



I had a now police officer, then high school friend, see the whole event. His name is on the report.



Does anyone else think I should take his photo tomorrow while he is at work? I kinda feel bad for the guy... he is going to be humiliated when he looks in the mirror...



Man, my job on this planet is tough. .... >>>>> I JUST WANT TO WRITE>>> WILL ANYONE KEEP ME SAFE>>?



I AM REALLY A GOOD GIRL>>> I AM SO SICK OF CRAP!!!!!!!

me to want me to threaten him for ya.....i got bombs and stuff

Randi wrote:



I work out... so what have you? I just worked out my biceps, so I am sure that his black eye smarted. He flew back into the popcorn trolly that stood near the bar.



I had a now police officer, then high school friend, see the whole event. His name is on the report.



Does anyone else think I should take his photo tomorrow while he is at work? I kinda feel bad for the guy... he is going to be humiliated when he looks in the mirror...



Man, my job on this planet is tough. .... >>>>> I JUST WANT TO WRITE>>> WILL ANYONE KEEP ME SAFE>>?



I AM REALLY A GOOD GIRL>>> I AM SO SICK OF CRAP!!!!!!!

Bouncer for Hire. Just give me a couple of months to build up my upper body a bit and I would honestly be your bouncer/personal bodyguard.

C4, you know I can't help it. The male brain is a combustion engine that runs off of sexual juices. Tight little asses are like NOS for the male ego.



Randi, this guy probably won't be humiliated. Men have this thing about groping women. They are considered brave to the other males, like warriors in the midst of battle that tried to acomplish a goal that is impossible to achieve.



From my point of understanding, men love it when women beat the shit out of them. Atleast I do. There is nothing hotter then a woman that can take me out. I'd just get up and ask you for your number afterwards. The only way you'd humiliate me is if you said no and walked away.

Griznard:



I can train you up right... I do like to habbitat in the gym. You are a sweetie... Did I mention I am in the market for a husband...



The list of husband requirements: (*incomplete of course)



Must:



He MUSE have a good job that pays all of his bills with allowances to spoil me as well. This includes but is not limited to providing for my Starbucks habbit as well as showering me with suprises that range in variety from books that I happen to specifically mention to gift certificates to my favorite stores for no other reason than the fact that it may be a Tuesday.



It is never even questioned that I shouldn't ever have to pay for my own alcoholic drink or that, we traveling together, the only exspence that I shall incure is one which makes me sexier and him look better with me by his side.





He MUST be immaculate in his personal appaerance. NO bad hygene is acceptable. NO dirty living area is acceptable either. This includes body hair, which is to be kept to a minimum as well as any residual hair that travels away from the body... all of this is to be swept down the drain or up with a broom... from his own hand. I am not to see these little infiltrators at any time, for any reason. I will leave immediately upon recognition of their presence.





He MUST have his own vehicle. The seats must be leather. The floors must be clear. NO clutter is ever to be seen while I am in the car. THe only acception is Starbucks cups and paycheck envelopes. I will gladdly recognize these items with great respect to my man.



He MUST have a college education. NO acceptions... unless you are willing to sell your soul for the sake of my shoe collection.... in which case feel free to date me. I will call you in three days after you leave your dreams at my toes.





He MUSt keep me down to earth... HA! GOOD luck with that one.



**** I digress...

Boy Hetfield wrote:

C4, you know I can't help it. The male brain is a combustion engine that runs off of sexual juices. Tight little asses are like NOS for the male ego.



Randi, this guy probably won't be humiliated. Men have this thing about groping women. They are considered brave to the other males, like warriors in the midst of battle that tried to acomplish a goal that is impossible to achieve.



From my point of understanding, men love it when women beat the shit out of them. Atleast I do. There is nothing hotter then a woman that can take me out. I'd just get up and ask you for your number afterwards. The only way you'd humiliate me is if you said no and walked away.

You are Irish, aren't you? You sick bast#rd.. thanks for the insight though. The more I learn about males, the more I really want to not have to want one.

I am a little upset... sorry for the forthrite speak sir. Thank you for the patronly presence. I am always drawn to men who seem to have control.



The bunny is so soft...so timid... I must bring the carrots to the bunny. I cannot resist. It is my duty....



Thanks Richard. The police gave me the legal information that I need to pursue my situation. I was also offered a job by a nice liquor sales person... God help my soul.

Yes, I have irish in me. About one percent of the ethnic backgrounds in which my body contains from my families... partygoer pasts. I am a mutt and directly related to Genghis Kahn, but then again, who isn't? Am I right? More then likely most people here have some sort of family ties to him.



He did so love to spread his seed amongst the world.

Don't worry, Randi. Just follow what the police had told you. I know it's embarrassing what happened, but hey, you said you had a tight ass. You've got to expect these things when something looks that good. Just take it with a grain of salt.