kingdom of Heaven is where we live in now.....the Sun is the ruler of all Ear(Th)...he is somewhat Jesus, he sees us dwelling on mother earth as he navigates her daily.



pronounce the word God backwards........you get dog.



if you believe in the dog then you take him or her to the forest with you, you get to see your great-grandchildren since he or she will fight for you if you are ever threatened to be attacked by wolves or lions. the dog can sense something approaching before you get to see its face. the depector/protector



and you wonder why the dog among all creatures got to live with mankind in the first place?



Well, legend has it that when God first created this wonderful haven for writers, this place called Earth...that's the Ear with (th) attached to it. He had every animal assembled to ask them what they think of his greatest and latest creation that is Mankind.



So God called the Mice who was bigger than the Elephant what he would do to man and mice replied, i'd stump on him so badly he will break. So God shrinked mice to the <myspace>size</myspace> that he is now. Running away when he sees mankind



Then God called the Roach who was bigger than elephant too...to ask what he would do to man and roach said he would eat all of man's food so God shrinked roach smaller than mice so he can't eat that much nowadays.



Then God called the Elephant to ask what he would do to mankind and elephant said that as long as man minds his business and leave him alone, he will be alright with man...so God left him alone as he is.



Then God finally called the Dog who jumped up gladly answering to his name wagging his business, really excited to be in the presence of God...so God asked he what he would do?



the Dog answered by saying...with man, i will protect him and learn to eat his food too but more importantly, i will listen to him if he needs my ear.....that's how science added the (th) to it to confuse everyone so they can control human mind...that's when God realized that the dog will be perfect as his representative since he was interested in serving Mankind.



but you know am just bullshiting you all, smile...next he asked what would you do with the computer if he ever create it then you answered, i will abuse it! LOL

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who is charge of watching this dood at the asylum? for real they are fucking up something terrible

no.



never struck my mind.

lol @ the typical responses



this is better than TV

Damn! I thought this was a DMX thread.

i believe everything he says







dude was probably alive during most of it

Cleo Sims wrote:

i believe everything he says







dude was probably alive during most of it

lol

Jess© wrote:

Cleo Sims wrote:

i believe everything he says







dude was probably alive during most of it

lol

but i was reading an interview with Russell Simmons and he said there's this person he knows and whenever he sees him, Russ will ask him what this guy is thinking of and the guy will reply "God" it was just funny how that person could be me while i was reading it. that was his way of sending a shout.



i've always thought the internet was better than tv though.

SamiDredd wrote:

but i was reading an interview with Russell Simmons and he said there's this person he knows and whenever he sees him, Russ will ask him what this guy is thinking of and the guy will reply "God" it was just funny how that person could be me while i was reading it. that was his way of sending a shout.



i've always thought the internet was better than tv though.

seriously, homie...you need to find a psychitrist stat

Supernintendo inc. wrote:

I ain't reading all that shiet!

But I do know that I don't like dogs at all. And I hate people that own them.

i feel the same way about kids