This is now officialy...John Madden's Brett Farve masturbation thread:



Football talk with John Madden



"See now the thing about football, is if youre not Brett Farve, see, your not a REAL football player see!?!



Cuz U got Youre regular football PLAYERS playin football, then U got your FOOTBALL players PLAYIN football, U follow me so far!?



See, Brett Farve, now heres a guy, U can cut both his arms N legs off and he'd STILL be the best, most greatest player ahhhh, , ,



(madden chockin N coughin on his own words from talkin too much)



....uuuuh yeah, hed still be the best player in the aaahhhh whole entire history of the NFL!!!



I mean c'mon,



here he comes across the astroturf plowin thru guys like to the point where his feet start on fire and he needs to BOOOOM!



GET TOUGH ACTIN TANAKTIN!!!



Here lemme just pause this replay here and draw a little circle around where Brett Farve is,

and ill draw a lil heart around him too,

cuz U know i gotta lil man love 4 this guy, which is OK, cuz hes brett farve!



OK super slo mo now, see em hes right here now, then goes ZIG then he goez ZAG! bing bang BOOOM!



Any of the batman noises really, they all work,



you got your BANG, POW, BIFF!!!





The problem they had at the superblown was, well, see when it RAINS,

things get WET!!! (no shit, Sherlock holmes!)



See if the quarterback throws a pass, to ahh the uhh RECIEVER,



and the receiver catches the pass INSIDE the touchdown zone,

well then thats a TOUCHDOWN right there!!!



U follow me?



I know its really complicated stuff here!!!



I'll draw sum more circles on the screen so U can understand the whole big beautiful picture that IS the game of football,



which is more like the "GAME" of life when ya think about it, and uh......

....thats what thats all about!!!

Favre rules!

lmao good stuff

Jinova 2 wrote:

This is now officialy...John Madden's Brett Farve masturbation thread:



Football talk with John Madden



"See now the thing about football, is if youre not Brett Farve, see, your not a REAL football player see!?!



Cuz U got Youre regular football PLAYERS playin football, then U got your FOOTBALL players PLAYIN football, U follow me so far!?



See, Brett Farve, now heres a guy, U can cut both his arms N legs off and he'd STILL be the best, most greatest player ahhhh, , ,



(madden chockin N coughin on his own words from talkin too much)



....uuuuh yeah, hed still be the best player in the aaahhhh whole entire history of the NFL!!!



I mean c'mon,



here he comes across the astroturf plowin thru guys like to the point where his feet start on fire and he needs to BOOOOM!



GET TOUGH ACTIN TANAKTIN!!!



Here lemme just pause this replay here and draw a little circle around where Brett Farve is,

and ill draw a lil heart around him too,

cuz U know i gotta lil man love 4 this guy, which is OK, cuz hes brett farve!



OK super slo mo now, see em hes right here now, then goes ZIG then he goez ZAG! bing bang BOOOM!



Any of the batman noises really, they all work,



you got your BANG, POW, BIFF!!!





The problem they had at the superblown was, well, see when it RAINS,

things get WET!!! (no shit, Sherlock holmes!)



See if the quarterback throws a pass, to ahh the uhh RECIEVER,



and the receiver catches the pass INSIDE the touchdown zone,

well then thats a TOUCHDOWN right there!!!



U follow me?



I know its really complicated stuff here!!!



I'll draw sum more circles on the screen so U can understand the whole big beautiful picture that IS the game of football,



which is more like the "GAME" of life when ya think about it, and uh......

....thats what thats all about!!!

Frank Caliendo's Madden impersonation. You shoulda referenced it theif!

My drinking team has a baseball problem [PSF] wrote:

Jinova 2 wrote:

This is now officialy...John Madden's Brett Farve masturbation thread:



Football talk with John Madden



"See now the thing about football, is if youre not Brett Farve, see, your not a REAL football player see!?!



Cuz U got Youre regular football PLAYERS playin football, then U got your FOOTBALL players PLAYIN football, U follow me so far!?



See, Brett Farve, now heres a guy, U can cut both his arms N legs off and he'd STILL be the best, most greatest player ahhhh, , ,



(madden chockin N coughin on his own words from talkin too much)



....uuuuh yeah, hed still be the best player in the aaahhhh whole entire history of the NFL!!!



I mean c'mon,



here he comes across the astroturf plowin thru guys like to the point where his feet start on fire and he needs to BOOOOM!



GET TOUGH ACTIN TANAKTIN!!!



Here lemme just pause this replay here and draw a little circle around where Brett Farve is,

and ill draw a lil heart around him too,

cuz U know i gotta lil man love 4 this guy, which is OK, cuz hes brett farve!



OK super slo mo now, see em hes right here now, then goes ZIG then he goez ZAG! bing bang BOOOM!



Any of the batman noises really, they all work,



you got your BANG, POW, BIFF!!!





The problem they had at the superblown was, well, see when it RAINS,

things get WET!!! (no shit, Sherlock holmes!)



See if the quarterback throws a pass, to ahh the uhh RECIEVER,



and the receiver catches the pass INSIDE the touchdown zone,

well then thats a TOUCHDOWN right there!!!



U follow me?



I know its really complicated stuff here!!!



I'll draw sum more circles on the screen so U can understand the whole big beautiful picture that IS the game of football,



which is more like the "GAME" of life when ya think about it, and uh......

....thats what thats all about!!!

Frank Caliendo's Madden impersonation. You shoulda referenced it theif!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PRFDWmtdcw



Cut and paste ya lazy bastards-yes I do know what it says about me:)