"Alien vs Predator" is an autobiographical depiction of richard dawkins' first sexual experience.
Richard Dawkins broke his own leg, purely for the sake of winning the special olympics
When Neil Armstrong uttered "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." on the moon in 1969, he failed to notice Richard Dawkins sitting behind him in a lawnchair.... Armstrong never returned
Richard Dawkins uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
Richard Dawkins can get Blackjack with just one card.
Richard Dawkins can sneeze with his eyes open.
Richard Dawkins eats lightning and farts thunder.
Richard Dawkins doesnt go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Dawkins
Richard Dawkins struck thunder, twice
Richard Dawkins does not know about this list. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Richard Dawkins
Richard Dawkins can split the atom, with his bare hand
On the SAT if you put Richard Dawkins for every answer you will score over 8000
You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you’re Richard Dawkins
On Valentine's Day, Richard Dawkins gives his valentine the still beating heart. Being very romantic, Richard Dawkins believes every day should be Valentine's Day.
Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang". Richard Dawkins shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas".
Richard Dawkins eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Richard Dawkins' sweat.
Richard Dawkins puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Richard Dawkins make onions CRY!!!
Richard Dawkins can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.
Some people say that Richard Dawkins is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead
Richard Dawkins is not only a noun, but a verb
when god said, "let there be light." Richard Dawkins said,"say please."
Richard Dawkins is the Only man to ever catch all 150 original Pokemon in under 2.7 seconds
Richard Dawkins is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Richard Dawkins
Richard Dawkinslost his virginity before his dad did.
Richard Dawkins doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.
The quickest way to someone's heart is with Richard Dawkins's fist.
Richard Dawkins can mathematically make two wrongs equal a right.
Richard Dawkins has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
If you come home to find Richard Dawkins doing your significant other, it's probably best to go fetch a glass of water and stand there in case
Richard Dawkins gets thirsty. There ain't no future in any other course of action.
Richard Dawkins is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever the fuck he wants.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to
Richard Dawkins and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Richard Dawkins once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now the Islands.
The most easiest way to loose one's virginity known to man is to type "Richard Dawkins" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!".
If you see Richard Dawkins crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.
In order to survive a nuclear attack, you must remember to stop, drop, and be Richard Dawkins.
As a poor college student, Richard Dawkins went to the local sperm bank to make some quick cash. He retired later that day.
Richard Dawkins can speak braille.
We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Richard Dawkins doesn't believe in magic.
Originally Richard Dawkins was going to be hired to play the role of Jack Bauer on the show "24". The producers changed their minds when they realized the show would last only 17 minutes.
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Richard Dawkins. Dawkins showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
When Richard Dawkins claps, he doesn't use his hands. Rather, he finds the two closest people and slams them together repeatedly.
Richard Dawkins likes to knit sweaters. And when I say knit, I mean kick. And when I say sweaters, I mean babies.
There is no creationism. There is no evolution. There are only the species thatRichard Dawkins has allowed to survive.
If you spell 'Richard Dawkins' in scrabble, you win. Forever.
Richard Dawkins can devide by 0, twice.
Whenever Richard Dawkins smiles, a dying person is saved. Unfortunatly, Richard Dawkins only smiles when he's killed someone.
In grade school, Richard Dawkins once had to write an essay on who the most powerful and influential person in the world was. He wrote the words "Richard Dawkins" and received an A+
Richard Dawkins only masturbates to pictures of Richard Dawkins.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Richard Dawkins
it was once believed that Richard Dawkins actually lost a fight to a pirate,some say to a ninja. but that is a lie, created by Richard Dawkins himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates and ninjas never were very smart.
Richard Dawkins recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Gatorade.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Richard Dawkins.
If you want a list of Richard Dawkins' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
though Newton discovered gravity, Richard Dawkins invented it.
Richard Dawkins has never blinked in his entire life. Never
Richard Dawkins eats transfomer in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
Richard Dawkins is teh greatest poker player of all time. He won the 1983 world series of poker despite using only a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
Richard Dawkins is Luke Skywalker's real father.
Richard Dawkinsgave Mona Lisa that smile.
Richard Dawkins can slam a revolving door.
When Richard Dawkins gives blood he refuses a syringe and asks for a gun and a bucket
2 be or not 2 be? that is the question. the answer? cRichard Dawkins
whats the meaning of life? Richard Dawkins
Richard Dawkins invented fire when he was staring at a piece of log and laser beams shot from his eyes
Richard Dawkins once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf
the first law of thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets cRichard Dawkins
the movie kill bill is actually a childhood biography of Richard Dawkins
both of richad darwkin's testilces is bigger than the other one
Richard Dawkins’ sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
If you put a needle on Richard Dawkins'left nipple,it can become a compass that can navigate through the bermuda triangle
With the rising cost of gasoline, Richard Dawkins is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Richard Dawkins eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
Fact: Richard Dawkins doesn't consider it sex if his partner survives.
Richard Dawkins is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Richard Dawkins pajamas.
Richard Dawkins can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.
when it rains Richard Dawkins dont wet wet, the rain gets Dawkins
Richard Dawkins donate alot of blood to the red cross, just not his own.
Richard Dawkins gave cats nine lives so he could kill them more.
- Bullets dodge Richard Dawkins
Richard Dawkins iron his shirts while wearing them
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Richard Dawkins can predict the songs on his ipod shuffle
Richard Dawkins put pants on 2 legs at a time
Richard Dawkins play minesweeper with real mines
Richard Dawkins created the wheel, Twice.
Richard Dawkins once recieved a hollywood star, he made the handprint when the cement was dry.
Richard Dawkins is circumcised. He performed it oh his selves.
In an average living room there are Richard Dawkins objects Richard Dawkins could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Richard Dawkins can speak in wingdings fonts
Richard Dawkins always lands on his feet
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