Rhys wrote:

i find women are very nervous around me because they feel so ugly compared to me. so i need a diet or dismemberment plan to help me look more like you normal non good looking people. this should help them become more comfortable around me and not call the police when i push them around or brake bottles over their head. thank you

I have this same problem.

Rhys wrote:

i find women are very nervous around me because they feel so ugly compared to me. so i need a diet or dismemberment plan to help me look more like you normal non good looking people. this should help them become more comfortable around me and not call the police when i push them around or brake bottles over their head. thank you

Just wear a paper bag... no one will think that you are handsome.

Rhys wrote:

i find women are very nervous around me because they feel so ugly compared to me. so i need a diet or dismemberment plan to help me look more like you normal non good looking people. this should help them become more comfortable around me and not call the police when i push them around or brake bottles over their head. thank you

Maybe they're nervous because they think you're a lesbian? Too bad you did'nt get any brains with your good looks as the pic you use is a girl! Hahahahahahahaha!

MacGyver wrote:

Rhys wrote:

these are great ideas guys. macgyver i can understand your frustration with me being so beautiful. some people are just built perfect, and even though you would never be as handsome as me, you still have a good chance of having a fulfilling life as say a garbage man or a fluffer for porn shoots, etc.. dont give up hope is all im saying

You're gay, and 14. No man calls himself "beautiful".



Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, it's just the acting part that's bad.

You dont remember Mr. Beautiful from professional wrestling?

Im more stunning then beautiful however.

Donkey Puncharello wrote:

MacGyver wrote:

Rhys wrote:

these are great ideas guys. macgyver i can understand your frustration with me being so beautiful. some people are just built perfect, and even though you would never be as handsome as me, you still have a good chance of having a fulfilling life as say a garbage man or a fluffer for porn shoots, etc.. dont give up hope is all im saying

You're gay, and 14. No man calls himself "beautiful".



Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, it's just the acting part that's bad.

You dont remember Mr. Beautiful from professional wrestling?

Im more stunning then beautiful however.

Damnit Im a dumbass...I combined Mr. Perfect with Mr. Body beautiful my bad.

Rhys wrote:

i can assure you my pic is of me, a man. my dad used my face as a catchers mit when i was young, so that would explain my custom features. its too bad some losers here are jealous that a man could be as stunning as me. believe me, even i get jealous when i look in the mirror. i think, wow, i wish i could date a person that looks like that. i mean, i could take a dump and smear it all over my chest and still be better looking than anyone here. its just hard having to deal with the angry jealous people

Its funny how carma works. At some point later in your life you'll probably be disfigured by an accident to pay for your mocking the image of a kid who could'nt help their disfigurement.



My guess is you're no more than 12 or 13, and a total putz

And, the image IS a girl you dolt!