An E-Mail From Josh Grisetti (Louis on Knights)
From: Josh Grisetti
>To: Josh Grisetti Main
>Sent: Tuesday, January 30, 2007 1:47 PM
>Subject: SAVE THE KNIGHTS
>
>
>**This message is from Gary, the cab driver, an
official member of The
>Knights of Prosperity. It was then loving and
tenderly distributed by Louis
>Plunk, the official Knight's intern.**
>
>
>Well, it's come to this. After 4 weeks on the air
it's not looking so good.
>Our ratings have been low and we've been getting
clobbered by American
>Idol. So, the network has given us a shot to redeem
ourselves. They have
>moved us to a new timeslot on Wednesday nights at
8:30pm (7:30central). We
>basically will have 3 weeks without Idol running
against us (there is a
>God).
>
>
>So, I'm e-mailing you all to start the official "Save
the Knights
>Campaign." All you gotta do is to send out e-mails to
all your friends to
>Tivo, watch, record, talk about, and spread the word
about Knights. If you
>know anyone who has a Nielson box give me their
paypal account and I'll
>convince them to watch myself.
>
>
>If you feel inclined you can even go to abc.com and
write them a quick note
>about how much you enjoy the show (Knights, not
Idol.) Here is the link to
>contact ABC ( http://abc.go.com/site/contactus.html).
>
>
>For anyone who's missed any shows you can go to
abc.com and watch them
>online.
>
>
>It's not over yet - as John Belushi once said - "Was
it over when the
>Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
>
>
>Thanks for your patience and support,
>
>
>Gary (and Louis)
>
>
>PS
>If you don't have the time to catch up on the old
shows, then here's the
>basic summary you'll need to be a Knights soldier:
>
>
>Week 1 - We got Mick Jagger's key only to realize
that his apartment also
>has a thumbprint sensor, a keypad and armed security
guards.
>Week 2 - We seduced Jagger's assistant and got the
keypad code.
>Week 3 - We were able to get her thumbprint and we
took fighting courses to
>fight the guards.
>Week 4 - Rockefeller Butts, our big black team
member, got a job with the
>security company that protects Jagger's apartment.
>
>
>PPS
>If you don't repost this message, the Knights of
Prosperity will rob your
>mother.
>