Blackened Baby



Ingredients:

1 baby (preferably 8 pounds of baby fillet)

2 Tablespoons sweet paprika

2 1/2 tablespoons salt

1 teaspoon onion powder

1 1/2 teaspoons garlic powder

1 1/2 teaspoons cayenne pepper

2 teaspoons lemon pepper

1 teaspoon whole thyme leaves

1 1/2 teaspoons whole basil leaves

Mix together and store in a lidded jar. You will probably not need all of this mix for this particular recipe. Use it on other meats as well.

1/2 stick butter

1/4 cup olive oil



Directions:

Heat a black iron frying pan for at least 10 minutes over very high heat. Cut each of the baby fillets in half. Melt the butter and mix with the olive oil. Place the spice mix on a plate. Dip the baby into the butter and oil and then dredge on both sides in the spice mix. Fry in a very hot pan just a few minutes on each side. This must be done in a room with a very good kitchen fan or out in the backyard over a very hot charcoal barbecue fire. Best served with a glass of baby blood.

"Athiests delight"



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One copy of Charles Darwin's "Origin of the Species"



One Massachusetts marraige certificate for a same sex couple.



3 Eggs, (came first, evolved from primordial chickenlizard, at one point the first generation to hatch into chickens.)



1/2 lb Butter



One copy of "The Manifesto" by Karl Marx



One Christian, mauled by lions until red



Baked at 451 degrees for 45 minutes. Add baby's blood to taste.

mason for the win

So we all cam eup with a joke that implies that athiests eat babies.





Clearly our break from God has caused him to punish us with inferior senses of humor.

Rainy that is the most disgusting thing I ever heard.



Suck the juices out?





How do you expect me to stomach dry baby???



If you suck the juices out first, then the rest of the baby will take forever to chew and give you drymouth like a bitch.





Eat it like you would a cow. Tear it apart with claws and teeth, devour it whoel and get the juices everywhere



Of course, if you are dealing with an abortion it will probably be juicier and you can suck some of the juices out first.

Jesus, quick, free, and easy huh? Sounds like a dial up service.





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