You should meet these two people ! We put on a good show if you need us you can contact us below ,Jeni 55 & Malcolm43 Owners and Chefs ,we are trying to get Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher to play the parts in the movie ! ,Jeni is a 50 -60 fan and Malcolm is a pop Country music fan , When they come on stage they have a high powered fan blowing tissue paper out with them and loud music problem is They have not settled on a music piece that works for both of them , Pour me some thing tall and strong make a Hurricane before I go insane ( Alan Jackson 5 oclock some where) is to Slow .
HURRICANE CHEFS ARE ABOUT TO EXPLODE INTO THE CELEBRITY CHEF WORLD ,PLEASE BE APART OF IT IN ARE PLAN WE WILL HELP PEOPLE IN NEED FROM HURRICANE'S.
HI EVERYONE FROM MALCOLM & JENI THE HURRICANE CHEFS
I WOULD LIKE TO EXPLAIN TO YOU OUR FREINDS WHAT THE HURRICANE CHEFS ARE BEFORE ONE DAY YOU WAKE UP AND TURN ON THE TV AND SEE US ON A COOKING SHOW ( HEY ITS BETTER THAN A LINE UP).
JENI IS THE WRITER IN OUR FAMILY SO THIS IS IN NO PATICULAR ORDER. STICK WITH ME AND THIS NOTE WILL ALL COME TOGETHER AT THE END.
LIFE IS FUNNY . SECRETLY, I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE AN ACTOR BUT REALIZED LANDLORDS WOULD NOT TAKE LINES FROM BAD MOVIES FOR RENT . JENI, A CONFIRMED FOODIE AND GOURMET CHEF, STARTED OUT AS DELAWARE'S JUNIOR MISS AND TOOK MANY DIFFERENT ROADS FROM A SOCIALITE TO HANGING DRYWALL, SECRETLY LIKED TO WRITE STORIES. AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT AND AS SOME OF YOU KNOW ,HER HUSBAND RICK, A GOOD MAN,WHO PASSED TOO SOON IN LIFE, HAD SAID TO HER IF ANY THING EVER HAPPENED TO HIM, SHE WAS TO GO TO ME FOR HELP . SOME PEOPLE WILL TWIST A STORY ANY WAY THEY WANT, BUT , THAT SUMMER WAS A HEALING TIME FOR BOTH OF US. THANK GOD, BECAUSE WHAT WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN CREATED THE HURRICANE CHEFS . WHILE PUTTING UP JENI'S HOUSE FOR SALE IN SEBASTIAN, FL., WE WERE BESIEGED BY 5 HURRICANES IN 2004 . OTHERS HUNKERED DOWN,BOARDING UP THEIR STORES AND HOUSES; WE BEGAN WRITING A COOK BOOK. IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME. . I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU THE WHOLE STORY IN CASE WE GET FAMOUS AND YOU HAVE TO HEAR THIS AT LEAST TWENTY-FIVE TIMES. FRANCES CAME, A HURRICANE BIGGER THAN THE STATE ( THEY SAY RELASTIONSHIPS NEVER LAST WHEN THEY ARE PUT THOUGH TRAMATIC EXPERIENCES IN THE BEGINNING- SANDRA BULLOCK FROM THE MOVIE SPEED. JENI HAD A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS HURRICANE AS SHE HAD BEEN THOUGH THEM BEFORE IN KEY WEST . THE MAYOR OF FT PIERCE WAS ON TV AND SAID IF YOU'RE GOING TO STAY WRITE YOUR NAME AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER ON YOUR ARM FOR YOUR NEXT OF KIN. SO WE PACKED 4 CATS 2 DOGS INTO A GO CART ( TOYOTA COROLLA) AND TOOK OFF A DAY EARLIER THAN THE REST OF THE CRAZY PEOPLE . YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND GAS STATIONS WERE RAISING THEIR PRICES AND RUNNING LOW ON GAS.THE NEXT TIME WE'RE HAVING A BEER, REMIND ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE DRUNK WEATHER CHANNEL LADY AT 5 AM AND ABOUT THE DISAPEARING CAT. NO ,JUST BUY THE BOOK WHEN IT COMES OUT! NEXT DAY WE WENT TO STEINHATCHEE AND KEATON BEACH,FL., GOT ANOTHER HOTEL ON THE GULF. IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL AS WE STOOD ON THE END OF THE DOCK WATCHING THE SUNSET, WE KISSED AND REALIZED WE WERE STARTING TO FALL FOR EACH OTHER.THE NEXT AFTERNOON, POLICE WERE POUNDING ON OUR DOOR TELLING US THE HURRICANE HAD TURNED INTO THE GULF AND WAS HEADED RIGHT FOR US! WOULD'NT YOU KNOW! WE WERE 8 HOURS AWAY FROM THIS MONSTER THAT WAS COMING A SHORE NOW. ALL HOTELS FROM TALLAHASSEE, FL. TO THE TOP OF GEORGIA WERE FULL AND SO WERE THE SHELTERS NOT TO MENTION THEY WOULD NOT TAKE ANIMALS AND JENI MADE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR WHEN I MET HER IT WAS HER AND THE DOGS OR NOTHING. DON'T MAKE HER CHOOSE ( OF COURSE SHE DOES NOT FEEL THAT WAY NOW I THINK ? :-) WE THOUGHT WE WOULD OUT SMART THIS HURRICANE BY GOING NORTH EAST TO JACKSONVILLE THEN, AS IT CAME BACK TO LAND, WE BE HEADED SOUTH. ( WRONG ) THE STORY FROM THERE IS AS GOOD AS ANY ACTION FILM YOU WOULD EVER SEE -,GUSTS OF WIND LIFTING THE BRAVE LITTLE CAR,,DOWNED POWER LINES, TREES FLYING AT US ,AND A HALF TANK OF GAS (DONT WANT TO WRECK THE STORY FOR YOU BUT WILL TELL YOU WE PASSED MANY STATE TROOPERS AND POLICE THAT WERE BUSY TRYING TO SAVE OTHERS AND THEMSELVES AT THE TIME ) IT WAS CRAZY . COMING HOME WAS LIKE SEEING THE END OF THE WORLD , TRAFFIC LIGHTS DANGLING IN STREETS ,STREET SIGNS BLOWN EVERYWHERE,AND NO LANDMARKS TO GUIDE US. HALF OF OUR POOL CAGE WAS STILL IN THE AIR, MILES AWAY .
OK YOU GET IT SO !
WE ARE WORKING VERY HARD ON OUR STORY AND COOKBOOK.BECAUSE OF OUR EXPERIENCES,WE WOULD LIKE TO PUBLISH SOME VALUABLE INFORMATION TO PEOPLE WHO MIGHT SUFFER THROUGH SUCH NATURAL DISASTERS.WE HAVE DISCOVERED AND INVENTED WAYS TO MAKE LIFE MORE BEARABLE,SAFER,AND LESS STRESSFUL.
AN UPDATE ON JENI'S-WE RECIEVED AN AWARD FOR BEING THE BEST NEW RESTAURANT and most Romantic IN HIGHLANDS COUNTY IN 2005-6 AND WERE FEATURED IN A BOOK OF THE MOST ROMANTIC PLACES IN FLORIDA. and write for New Sun Sebring under Lifestyle- Hurricane Chefs
WE'D LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU.LOVE,THE HURRICANE CHEFS,JENI AND MALCOLM
HURRICANECHEFS.COM # 3 South Lake Ave. Avon Park Florida 33825 phone 863-453-0034
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