Jimmy wrote:

Heaven is a planet that just over 4 light years away from Earth.

Alpha Centauri is the only such system. We don't know if it has any planets. In any case you ain't getting there by any means. IT would take at least 10, 000 years with a rocket.

No man.Heaven is a very big planet.On the planet there r many so sexy celestial angels who wait lustfully for us the muscular macho men from earth cuz they dont find their satisfaction with soft male angels.There is a very big night club and the drinks are free.Cuz they were paid by jesus ransom sacrifice.The owner of the club is Lucifer.Jesus is the current president of the planet , which can change by the voting of the angels there.Before jesus Lucifer was running the place.But he got tired and opened the night club"It s hot like hell".

Jimmy,

as long as you have Jesus, you'll get SOMEwhere, right?

only my flesh

please explain where exactly you get this from?

Not even the bible has this level of weirdness