I malfunction around most Christians wrote:

Chapter 20:14-15: "And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."



Well, that's mighty fuggin' white of ya, God:-).



You must not get out much.

Bored tonight, are we? :^D

I malfunction around most Christians wrote:

Chapter 20:14-15: "And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."



Well, that's mighty fuggin' white of ya, God:-).



You must not get out much.

Does God have an eraser?



I was written in the Book of Life when I saved back in the 90's, but now I'm an atheist. If God doesn't have an eraser, then I'm still going to the good place ... that I don't believe in.

I malfunction around most Christians wrote:

Chapter 20:14-15: "And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."



Well, that's mighty fuggin' white of ya, God:-).



You must not get out much.

We have a way out, Jason. We never have to get there in the first place. :)

I malfunction around most Christians wrote:

Last time I heard, Father John, you wasn't a fundie:)



Lindsey: Not from where I'm sitting.

Huh? We ALL have the same way out Jason.

I malfunction around most Christians wrote:

What's to "bite, " anyway? It's all there in black and white:-)

???

I malfunction around most Christians wrote:

Christ cannot be the way. We're dealing with a very confused God here. He's got issues like a raped ape in a beauty parlor.

I often wonder about the morality of eating rape seed oil.

I malfunction around most Christians wrote:

Christ cannot be the way. We're dealing with a very confused God here. He's got issues like a raped ape in a beauty parlor.

Oh, Jason...I don't know whether to smack you or hug you. :)

I malfunction around most Christians wrote:

Why don't you just hug me ... I'll make sure I watch where I put my hands:)





Promise.

hehehe, okay....



(((HUGS)))

Lake of fire wicked sinner.Burning screaming out from the flames begging God to die.Finding no relief for ever! Pleasant thought isn't it.

Internet Prophet wrote:

Lake of fire wicked sinner.Burning screaming out from the flames begging God to die.Finding no relief for ever! Pleasant thought isn't it.

ROFLMAO!!



You are so funny!!!

DNAunion wrote:

I malfunction around most Christians wrote:

Chapter 20:14-15: "And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."



Well, that's mighty fuggin' white of ya, God:-).



You must not get out much.

Does God have an eraser?



I was written in the Book of Life when I saved back in the 90's, but now I'm an atheist. If God doesn't have an eraser, then I'm still going to the good place ... that I don't believe in.

Rev. 3:5

He who overcomes shall be clothed in white garments, and I will not blot out his name from the Book of Life; but I will confess his name before My Father and before His angels.



Yep.

ms. fraggle wrote:

*ahem*



it's Book of Revelation.



no "s" at the end.

well,



that changes everything.



:)