Hey. Hazim here...again. Umm, u know how some people should never be allowed to take their clothes off in public without a televised or broadcast warning? Saw my neighbor today gardening. It was nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Rashes all over, I dropped my sandwhich. I was just heading out, and I saw him.
Then he saw me looking at him and he smiled and waved. Ech. Old 50 yr old something dude who I'm convinced has only one nipple. Told my friend bout it. She said it was "amusing". Fuck that. I can't stand him being my neighbor. A one nippled 50 something yr old who mows the lawn shirtless while blasting his Michael Bolton CD so loud the whole street can hear.
:(

BTW the pic above is not my neighbor just needed a pic of a guy nipple, so i googled it.